Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: rryan@uofport.edu (Rob Ryan) Subject: Yet another OJ Keywords: topical, smirk Message-ID: Date: Tue, 1 Apr 97 3:20:05 EST This was forwarded to me by a friend, I have no idea who to attribute it to. -- A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in LA and he's stopped in traffic and thinks, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. We're not even moving." He notices a police officer walking down the highway in between the cars, so he rolls down his window and says,"Excuse me officer, what's the hold up?" "O.J. just found out the verdict and he's all depressed. He's lying down in the middle of the highway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and light himself on fire. He just doesn't have $8.5 million for the Goldmans. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him." The man says, "Oh really? How much have you got so far?" "So far...ten gallons." -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@clari.net. If you see a problem with an RHF posting, reply to the poster please, not to us. Ask the poster to forward comments back to us if this is necessary. For the full RHF guidelines, see http://comedy.clari.net/rhf/