Imperial Rhapsody

 (sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsoody, by Queen)

 [Lando]:  This is the good life
           This is a fantasy
           Working on Bespin
           An escape from Reality.
 [Leia]:   Open your eyes
           Stand up to their guys and see.
 [Luke]:   I'm just a farmboy, I need some sympathy
           Cuz who's my dad, I dunno
           Little whine, little moan.
 [Han]:    Anywhere the Force goes, doesn't really matter, to me

 [Piett]:  Vader just killed a man.
           Raised an arm up in the air
           Now his life is no longer there.
           Vader, we had just begun,
           And now I've gone and lost the reb-el scum.
           Vader, oooooooo.
           Didn't mean to make you mad
           If I'm not alive again this time tomorrow,
           There'll be a new admiral, as if nothing ever happened.

 [Yoda]:   Too late, my time has come,
           Sends shivers down my spine
           Body's aching all the time.
 [Luke]:   Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
           Gotta leave you all behind and learn the Force.
 [Piett]:  Vader, ooooooooooo,
           I don't wanna die
           I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

 [Luke]:   I see a little silhouetto of a man
           Palpatine, Palpatine, can it be the Emperor?
           Thunderbolts and lightning, very very hurting me!
           R2-D2, R2-D2,
           R2-D2, R2-D2,
           R2-D2, Where'd ya go? C-3PO O O O O O OH!

           I'm just a farmboy, nobody loves me.
 [Rebels]: He's just a farmboy, with a dead family.
           Spare him this life of such mundacity!
 [Han]:    Spice'll come, spice'll go. Jabba let me go.
 [Jabba]:  Boo shuda! (NO, we will not let you go)
 [Han]:    Let me go!
 [Jabba]:  Bo shuda! (We will not let you go)
 [Han]:    Let me go!
 [Jabba]:  Bo shuda! (We will not let you go)
 [Han]:    LET ME GO!
 [Jabba]:  WILL NOT LET YOU GOO!
 [Han]:    LET ME GO! [Jabba]: WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
 [Han]:    LET ME GO!
 [Jabba]:  NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

 [C-3PO]:  Oh R2-D2, R2-D2, R2-D2, Come along.
 [Leia]:   C-3PO has a rebel put aside for meeee, for meeee,
           for MEEEEEEEEEE!

 (Stormtroopers start headbanging)

 [Luke]:   So you say you're the dear old dad of mine?
           But you cut my hand off and left me to die!
           Oh Vader, can't do this to me, Vader.
           I know there's some good, I know there's still some good in you.

 [Obiwan]: May the Force be with you.
           Use the Force to see.
           May the Force be with you,
           May the Force be with you, alwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays.

 [Han]:    Anywhere the Force goes, doesn't really mat-ter,
           to meeeeeeeeeee.