Two whales -- a good whale and a bad whale -- are swimming along when
they see a ship. hee-hee....."Let's hose them," the bad whale says. The
good whale agrees only reluctantly. They dive to the very bottom of the
ocean and fill their blowholes with the coldest water. Then swimming to
the surface, they spray the ship and sailors with the water. The whales
race away, laughing. "Let's go back and eat the sailors," the bad whale
suggests. "Absolutely not," the good whale responds. "Aw come on," the
bad whale says. "It'll be fun." "Look," says the good whale angrily. "I
agreed to a blowjob, but I will not swallow seamen."