Sent: Tuesday, November 14, 2000 16:26
Subject: Tipper


At a White House press conference today, Tipper Gore announced that she
is going onto the presidential Campaign Trail with her husband, Vice
President, Al Gore.

"To prepare myself," she said, "I have shaved off all my pubic hair.  From
now until the election, I shall sit on the stage with the Vice President,
and will have my legs apart without wearing any panties."

"What is the message?" gasped astonished reporters at the news conference of
this rather startling announcement.

"Read my lips: No more Bush."