Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns From: coscklq@uhnix1.UUCP (5412) Subject: Revenge Keywords: rec.humor, gross, funny, originally appeared in 1987 Reply-To: rhfr-badmail@clari.net Message-ID: Date: Sat, 15 Feb 97 0:20:03 EST A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. (Sounds familiar, right?) So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and put his John Thomas in a vise. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw. The man, terrified, screamed, "STOP! STOP! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO.. TO.. CUT IT OFF, ARE YOU???!?" The husband said, with a gleam of revenge in his eye: "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire." -- From the RHF archives as selected by Brad Templeton, Maddi Hausmann and Jim Griffith. This newsgroup posts former jokes from the newsgroup rec.humor.funny. Visit http://comedy.clari.net/rhf to browse the RHF pages and archives on the web. This newsgroup does not accept submissions. See rec.humor.funny for that.