One day a horse and a rabbit were grazing in a farmer's pasture. The
horse, not paying attention, fell into a large mud pit. The horse,
crying for help, said to the rabbit, "rabbit, go get the farmer to
help me outta this mud pit." The rabbit, with all of his rabbit-like
speed, ran to the farmers house. But alas...the farmer was not home.
Thinking as rabbits do, he jumped into the farmer's Porsche and sped
down toward the stuck horse. The rabbit told the horse, "horse don't
worry, I will save you." As the rabbit said this, he tied a rope
around the bumper of the Porsche and threw the other end to the
horse. The horse grabbed on, the rabbit stepped on the gas, and the
horse was freed.

   The next day, the horse and rabbit were again frolicking in the
farmer's pasture. Only this time the rabbit fell into the mud pit and
found himself stuck. "Horse, please, please go get the farmer to help
me outta this pit." The horse said to the rabbit, "No, I will get you
out myself." As the horse said this, he gingerly straddled the sides
of the mud pit and walked until he was directly above the rabbit.
"Rabbit," he said, "Grab on to my penis and I will pull you out." The
rabbit, not wanting to die, grabbed on to the horse's member and was
pulled to safety!

The moral to this story is..."If you're hung like a horse, you don't
need a Porsche."