Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns Subject: On the Buses From: TBRAKITZ@pucc.bitnet.UUCP (Byron Rakitzis) Keywords: chuckle, offense=italians, originally appeared in 1987 Reply-To: rhfr-badmail@clari.net Message-ID: Date: Mon, 10 Mar 97 7:20:03 EST In the good ol' U.S. of A., buses will have a sign saying "Don't speak to the driver." In Germany, the sign reads: "It is strictly forbidden for passengers to speak to the driver." In England: "You are graciously requested to refrain from speaking to the driver." In Scotland: "What have you got to gain by speaking to the driver?" And in Italy: "Don't answer the driver." -- Byron Rakitzis, Banana-in-Residence, Princeton University. -- From the RHF archives as selected by Brad Templeton, Maddi Hausmann and Jim Griffith. This newsgroup posts former jokes from the newsgroup rec.humor.funny. Visit http://comedy.clari.net/rhf to browse the RHF pages and archives on the web. This newsgroup does not accept submissions. See rec.humor.funny for that.