Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: jha@manx2.demon.co.uk (John Atkinson) Subject: French Romance Keywords: original, smirk Message-ID: Date: Fri, 17 Jan 97 19:30:02 EST Danielle was my French girlfriend. She was the funniest person I ever met, and sometimes this got in the way of the romance for which the French are famous. One night while we were laying in bed, she looked into my eyes and I just knew it was going to be a romantic moment. Then in a low romantic voice she said: "Do you know you have hairs growing out of your nose?" -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@clari.net. If you mail to original@clari.net, it makes sure that your joke is tagged as your original work, Always attribute the source of a joke, whether it's you, or somebody else. For the full submission guidelines, see http://comedy.clari.net/rhf/