A farmer from Illinois dies & goes to hell.  The Devil notices that the
farmer is not suffering like the rest, so he first checks the gauges.
It's 90 degrees & about 80% humidity. So he goes over to the farmer &
asks why he's so happy. The farmer says, "I like it here, the temperature
is just like plowing my fields in June."

The Devil isn't happy with the farmer's answer & determines to make him
uncomfortable.  He turns up the temperature to 100 degrees & the humidity
to 90%.

After turning everything up he looks for the farmer and finds him standing
around just as happy as can be. The Devil quizzes the farmer again as to why
he's so happy. The farmer says, "This is even better, like pulling weeds in
the fields during July."

The Devil, now upset, decides to make the farmer really suffer. He goes over
to the controls & turns the heat up to 120 degrees & the humidity to 100%.

Later, he goes looking for the farmer. He finds him sitting on the floor even
happier then before. The Devil can't figure it out. He asks the farmer why
he's happy now. The farmer replies, "This is great, it's just like working in
the silo with my friends in August."

The Devil says, "That's it, I'll get this farmer." He turns the temperature
down to 0 degrees & no humidity. "Lets see what the farmer has to say about
this."

Everything freezes, but the Devil finds the farmer jumping up & down for
joy & yelling, "The Cubs have finally won the World Series!"