Prison vs. Work


 - In prison, you spend the majority of your time in a 8X10 cell.
 - At work, you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

 - In prison, you get three meals a day.
 - At work, you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

 - In prison, you get time off for good behavior.
 - At work, you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

 - In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
 - At work, you must carry around a security card and unlock all the
   doors yourself.

 - In prison, you can watch TV and play games.
 - At work, you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

 - In prison, you get your own toilet.
 - At work. you have to share.

 - In prison, they allow your family and friends to visit.
 - At work, you cannot see your family and friends.

 - In prison, all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work.
 - At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
   deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

 - In prison, there are wardens who are often sadistic.
 - At work, they are called managers.