Below is some of the humour I've collected over the years... actually, if you ask me, it's some of the better stuff. When possible, I've attempted to attribute the source (and would welcome any corrections you might have for me).

Warning:
Some people might be offended by some of the content, below. I am taking the liberty of assuming that we are all adults and that people who should not read certain topics do not read those certain topics... by clicking on any of the links, you acknowledge your agreement with this statement.

Things people forward me...

Business...

Excuses for sleeping at your desk...
FHA Loans or Bureaucracy In-Action...
Prison vs. Work...
Tips for Managers and Business Partners...


Geeks and other technical quandries...

How does the (O/S) chicken cross the road...
The COBOL programmer and Y2K...
If Operating Systems were beers...
Job Hunting...
New HTML tags...
A Notes Help Desk Log...
The Priest, Drunkard, and Engineer...
Miscellaneous Engineering Jokes...
Riddle with UNIX overtones...
Update your Technojargon...
Mark Twain's Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling
Why dogs don't use computers...


The Male of Our Species... (potentially offensive)

Quiz: Are You a Guy?
Dogs and Men...
Scrotum Self-Repair... (warning: not for the faint of heart)
Self Circumcision... (warning: not for the faint of heart)
Twenty-five facts women should know about men...


Microsoft...

Bill Gates and Hugh Grant...
A MicroSoft tech in boot camp...
If MicroSoft built cars...
MicroSoft Windows CE...


Politically tainted...

Clinton's Executive Trade Policy...
A Soviet Man of Letters...
Possible titles for Monica Lewinsky's new book...
The campaign trail with Tipper Gore...


Potentially Offensive...

All Aboard...
The bear and the 80 year old man...
Blowing Chunks...
A question of custody...
Joe's Headaches...
On the Buses...
The Chinese Farm...
The Choo Choo Train...
Construction Worker's Revenge...
Digital Rectal Examination...
Energizer Bunny found dead...
The Genie...
Lessons we learn from a horse and rabbit...
A new scam...
Swearing...
Why I fired my secretary...


Religious jokes...

The Pope's Celebration...
God is still in charge...
A Nervous New Priest...


The Re-release of Star Wars...

Imperial Rhapsody
Top 15 Surprises in Remastered Star Wars...
Star Trek vs. Star Wars...
Y.o.d.a.


Sexual (potentially offensive) jokes...

Alien...
Those Crazy Amish...
Cinderella...
Condom Jingles...
The Female Condom...
A Horse Race...
Johhny at the Zoo...
David Letterman's Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty at the Office...
Penises...
Two Whales...
Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex...


Holidaze...

The Twelve Days of Christmas... (Just one of many versions)
Santa is quitting...


Topical Material...

The OJ Verdict...
The Pearly Gate Scandal...
The Bush/Gore election controversy...
Possible titles for Monica Lewinsky's new book...


Miscellaneous...

Ahoy...
Just what Bart Simpson has been writing on that chalk board...
Bats...
Cat Bathing as a Martial Art...
Excerpt from diary of a cat...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cuba's Rowing Team...
Diary of an AOL user...
The English Phone...
The FAA windshield test...
My French Girlfriend...
Soap at a hotel in London...
Illinois Farmer...
Life's Truisms...
Michael Jordan's Salary...
The MIT/Havard Rivalry...
More Court Quips...
M and M's and genetics...
The Physics of Hell...
Redneck Medical Terms...
Stuttering...
The Most Bizarre Suicide...
Answers to the CDT's Driving School...
A Tandem Writing Assignment...
The Ultimate Net/Urban Legend...


Other Great Works...

Wear Sunscreen...

The Best of Dave Barry (according to me)

Section removed at request of Judi Smith <JSmith@miamiherald.com> (2006/03/09)

Other good places to read Dave Barry:

The Miama Herald.
Yahoo

Other Humour Sites...

The rec.humour.funny home page

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