Below is some of the humour I've collected over the years... actually, if you ask me, it's some of the better stuff. When possible, I've attempted to attribute the source (and would welcome any corrections you might have for me).
Warning:
Some people might be offended by some of the content, below. I am
taking the liberty of assuming that we are all adults and that people
who should not read certain topics do not read those certain
topics... by clicking on any of the links, you acknowledge your
agreement with this statement.
Excuses for sleeping at your desk...
FHA Loans or Bureaucracy
In-Action...
Prison vs. Work...
Tips for Managers and Business Partners...
How does the (O/S) chicken cross the
road...
The COBOL programmer and Y2K...
If Operating Systems were beers...
Job Hunting...
New HTML tags...
A Notes Help Desk Log...
The Priest, Drunkard, and Engineer...
Miscellaneous Engineering Jokes...
Riddle with UNIX overtones...
Update your Technojargon...
Mark Twain's Plan for the Improvement of
English Spelling
Why dogs don't use computers...
Quiz: Are You a Guy?
Dogs and Men...
Scrotum Self-Repair... (warning: not
for the faint of heart)
Self Circumcision... (warning: not
for the faint of heart)
Twenty-five facts women should know
about men...
Bill Gates and Hugh Grant...
A MicroSoft tech in boot camp...
If MicroSoft built cars...
MicroSoft Windows CE...
Clinton's Executive Trade Policy...
A Soviet Man of Letters...
Possible titles for Monica
Lewinsky's new book...
The campaign trail with Tipper Gore...
All Aboard...
The bear and the 80 year old man...
Blowing Chunks...
A question of custody...
Joe's Headaches...
On the Buses...
The Chinese Farm...
The Choo Choo Train...
Construction Worker's Revenge...
Digital Rectal Examination...
Energizer Bunny found dead...
The Genie...
Lessons we learn from a horse
and rabbit...
A new scam...
Swearing...
Why I fired my secretary...
The Pope's Celebration...
God is still in charge...
A Nervous New Priest...
Imperial Rhapsody
Top 15 Surprises in Remastered
Star Wars...
Star Trek vs. Star Wars...
Y.o.d.a.
Alien...
Those Crazy Amish...
Cinderella...
Condom Jingles...
The Female Condom...
A Horse Race...
Johhny at the Zoo...
David Letterman's Top 10 Things
That Sound Dirty at the Office...
Penises...
Two Whales...
Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better
Than Sex...
The Twelve Days of Christmas...
(Just one of many versions)
Santa is quitting...
The OJ Verdict...
The Pearly Gate Scandal...
The Bush/Gore election controversy...
Possible titles for Monica
Lewinsky's new book...
Ahoy...
Just what Bart Simpson has been writing
on that chalk board...
Bats...
Cat Bathing as a Martial Art...
Excerpt from diary of a cat...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cuba's Rowing Team...
Diary of an AOL user...
The English Phone...
The FAA windshield test...
My French Girlfriend...
Soap at a hotel in London...
Illinois Farmer...
Life's Truisms...
Michael Jordan's Salary...
The MIT/Havard Rivalry...
More Court Quips...
M and M's and genetics...
The Physics of Hell...
Redneck Medical Terms...
Stuttering...
The Most Bizarre Suicide...
Answers to the CDT's Driving School...
A Tandem Writing Assignment...
The Ultimate Net/Urban Legend...
Wear Sunscreen...
Other good places to read Dave Barry:
The Miama Herald.
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